i cannot breathe holy SHIT
Terrible joke of the day:
Your mother is so ugly that they should wrap an elder scroll around her face so that people at least learn something first.
I wish I could protect everyone, and yet I fear a time in which there are few enough of us that I would be able to.
(i moved some things around to get more out of each cast)
Wizard: 8 ranks in concentration, know(arcana), and spellcraft
feats: iron will, combat casting, maximize,
Incantrix:a 9th rank in concentration and spellcraft
Feats: empower spell, blistering spell(PHB2), arcane thesis(magic missile)(PHB2), enervate spell(LM),
Bonus(easy metamagic(twinspell)(DR325), repeating spell(CArc), heighten spell, energy admixture(fire)(CArc))
Class Abilities: improved metamagic
Force Missile Mage:
Feat: easy metamagic(energy admixture(fire))(DR325)
Class Abilities: bonus missilex2, energy missile
Ok so through applying the metamagic feats it would normally use a 23rd level spell slot but through arcane thesis and improved metamagic(-1 on all for each) it would bring it down to 11 then through the two easy metamagic feats (-1 on the particular metamagic each)to make all of them only +1 level adjustment to use a level 9 spell slot.
With the two extra missiles and energy missile from FMM magic missile does 7d4+7 (fire) as a level 1 spell
Then add heighten to make it as if a level 4 spell
blistering spell adds +2/level for another +8/missile giving you 7d4+63
maximized = 91(fire)
empowered = 136.5 (fire)
enervated (150%vs living) = 204.75 (fire)
twin (as if cast twice) = 405.5 (fire)
energy admixture(fire) (fire damage done again) = 819
repeating (same spell cast the next round) = 1638
so it takes two rounds, a level 9 spell slot, 15 prestige levels between two prestige classes, and a human character to get all 13 feats but it is possible to actually do 1600+ damage with magic missile with no save and automatically hit.
Ok so as you may or may not know math can be applied to anything including the “fairer sex.” Well let’s take a look at how.
It all starts with a simple phrase “women cost time and money” Tell me do you think that this is true? That my friends is a rhetorical question the answer is yes so to start we have
women = time x money
So far so good. Next is the business idea that time is money time = money
women = money x money
women = money^2
now i’m sure many of you have heard that money is the root of all evil with can be translated into a math format as money = sqrt(evil)
women = (sqrt(evil))^2
Now the square root of any number squared is that number and the same applies here
women = evil
There you have it. Mathematically proven and known by people everywhere. If you have any questions with this lesson feel free to contact me.